Once upon a time I had two boobs.
I was then diagnosed with breast cancer.
One of my two boobs was lopped off and thrown away in the bin somewhere.
Then I had one boob.
Mr Kollias took the fat and skin from my big fat stomach and made a smaller tummy and built me a new boob where there was no boob.
Now I have two boobs.
I dont care that it is winter, am strapped into a stomach compression belt and that I still have bandages on my new booby, I am wearing my bikini.
I’m so excited. And I just can’t hide it.
Bring on summer. I’m wearing this baby everywhere!