Balding UnGracefully – PG Rated – Contains a Disturbing Image of My Head

Yep, you read it right, there is no graceful balding going on my may. Oh no, that would be too kind, something too considerate. It has to be a bloody right ol’ mess doesn’t it?

Even balding men get to do it better than I am. They start from one section of their head, be it the front or the middle or whatever and it recedes or spreads from that point.

Not me.

Mine has to be a bit here and a bit there. I have been ‘getting about’ without the hat or scarf thing if people come to my house previously because I just looked like a rebel or a hair hating person but, even I can’t stand to look at it. It really is a mess.

It looks like a hairdresser started shaving my head and then decided midway through to go off and pursue another career.

Even when I do put a hat or cap on, it sticks to my head like glue. Trying to get a hat off my head is not a pleasant feeling because those prickle bits stick to the hat or scarf and it really is like pulling Velcro off the other piece of velcro. It’s hard to explain so if you dont understand what I am talking about, don’t worry about it. It is hard to think with a head like this.

Anyway, take a look at my head!

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See there are some smooth spots? Then the scribble looking hair bits that are still there…. See the mess up here? And what makes it worse, is I am really little. I can’t even use height to hide it. I am so little that an 8 year old can see over the top of my head.

Hey, I just noticed my ear, how funny does it look? Ok, I am back to smiling now because my ear looks kinda cute there.

Feelings today

* Nausea (mild)

* Headache (mild/medium)

* The Cold (easing but still there)

On another good note (remember, the 1st good note was my cute funny ear?) is that I still have my eyebrows and eyelashes.