Yep, you read it right, there is no graceful balding going on my may. Oh no, that would be too kind, something too considerate. It has to be a bloody right ol’ mess doesn’t it?
Even balding men get to do it better than I am. They start from one section of their head, be it the front or the middle or whatever and it recedes or spreads from that point.
Mine has to be a bit here and a bit there. I have been ‘getting about’ without the hat or scarf thing if people come to my house previously because I just looked like a rebel or a hair hating person but, even I can’t stand to look at it. It really is a mess.
It looks like a hairdresser started shaving my head and then decided midway through to go off and pursue another career.
Even when I do put a hat or cap on, it sticks to my head like glue. Trying to get a hat off my head is not a pleasant feeling because those prickle bits stick to the hat or scarf and it really is like pulling Velcro off the other piece of velcro. It’s hard to explain so if you dont understand what I am talking about, don’t worry about it. It is hard to think with a head like this.
Anyway, take a look at my head!
See there are some smooth spots? Then the scribble looking hair bits that are still there…. See the mess up here? And what makes it worse, is I am really little. I can’t even use height to hide it. I am so little that an 8 year old can see over the top of my head.
Hey, I just noticed my ear, how funny does it look? Ok, I am back to smiling now because my ear looks kinda cute there.
* Nausea (mild)
* Headache (mild/medium)
* The Cold (easing but still there)
On another good note (remember, the 1st good note was my cute funny ear?) is that I still have my eyebrows and eyelashes.
4 thoughts on “Balding UnGracefully – PG Rated – Contains a Disturbing Image of My Head”
Still having your eyebrows and eyelashes is a big big thing! I am jealous! Keep on keeping on!
I am loving them as long as they are there! I shall indeed keep on keeping on. Hope all is well your way xx
Did you and Brady go to the same hairdresser?? This is a point at which I don’t know what to say that would be helpful (you’ll save a fortune on shampoo?). I’ll go with you are awesome, hair or no hair x Have you seen http://www.kriscarr.com – there’s another awesome woman
hehe that isn’t the first time I have been asked that question. I will save a fortune on shampoo, time on styling, no more annoying hair in my face etc. I dont mind that it is coming out, just wish it would all happen at once. Not in bits n pieces leaving my head looking in such a mess. I’ll go check out kris carr 🙂 thanks